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Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
10/05/2014 at 13:23 • Filed to: None

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A woman in Hurley, Mississippi was discovered by cops this week !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , after which she told them she wasn't stealing exactly, she was looking for members of ISIS.

Lisa Carol Roche, 41, had been caught by authorities stealing sunglasses and "other personal items" from students' cars at her children's high school, Gulf Live reports. Perhaps she thought teenage sunglasses from Pacific Sunwear would lead to crucial clues on members of a foreign terror group? We've all been there before.

Roche was taken into custody by the Jackson County Sheriff's Department and is currently awaiting trial. Whether she will be questioned about her important findings re: ISIS is yet to be determined.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Snooder87 > McMike
10/05/2014 at 13:33

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wow, those are some tattoos.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Snooder87
10/05/2014 at 13:42

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Of the highest prison quality.


Kinja'd!!! Saf1 > McMike
10/05/2014 at 19:49

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Sucks to be her if she ever needs an MRI!! :D


Kinja'd!!! bubblestheturtle > McMike
10/05/2014 at 20:51

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This woman is a patriot! Call Fox and get her an interview to explain why she, and not Obama, is looking for ISIS in that high school parking lot.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Snooder87
10/07/2014 at 07:56

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Are they ever.